June 10, 2013

How Much Does Size Really Matter?

12"+
WHAT IS THAT THING?!
Picks phone up and calls girlfriend to share details about your mutant member!







6" - 8"
YES LORD...THANK YOU JESUS
Thinks up unique ways she can get it!  Also calls girlfriend to share details about her good fortune.










4" - 5"
MMM OK...I CAN WORK WITH THIS
Decides the glass is half full.  Details about your lackluster member never come up in conversation.











Less Than 3"
WHERE'S THE BEEF?!
No comment.  You just never hear from her again.

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