March 24, 2013


“There aren’t any good black men!”
Translation: "Good black men date “up” so I am out of the running…Dayum."

“We don’t talk anymore, he’s so lame.”
Translation: "I gave him everything I had and he didn’t want it."

"I only date white men"
Translation: "I don't think black men find me attractive."

“I only date light-skin women.”
Translation: "I haven’t been exposed to much, so if it’s good enough for my favorite rapper, it’s good enough for me."

"I'll be there in 5 minutes."
Translation: "I'll be there in 15-20 minutes."

"I thank God for my haters, yall keep me going!"
Translation: I have absolutely no haters, but if I did this is what I would say."

"Rise and grind."
Translation: "The one day I get up early and do something, I want everyone to know about it."

“I am celibate now, I want to be closer to God.”
Translation: "I’m tired of giving up my coochie for free."

“She looks like such a hoe in that short tight dress.”
Translation: "I wish I had the body to wear that."

“I don’t date black women.”
Translation: "I’m not where I want to be in life, I need to get my shit together."

“I am happily nappy. I love my natural hair.”
Translation: "Even though I feel like I look a hot mess sometimes, I must appear confident at all times."

“Money isn’t everything.”
Translation: "I’m broke!"

“I’m not dating, I’m working on myself right now.”
Translation: "Who would want me in my current situation?"

“I want to be married sooo bad.”
Translation: "I want to have a wedding and post pictures on facebook."

Any others?

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