In the name of “I’ll try anything once” I am back on a dating website! Yes, “back” meaning second time around, meaning I didn’t learn my lesson the first time, meaning numero dos. Don’t judge me – don’t do that. Why? Same reason most normal people get roped in – FRIENDS. I got on it the first time by 50% force and 50% curiosity – I closed my account just as quickly as I opened it. I won’t blast the reason why because he may read this blog :/
This time around a friend convinces me yet again that I didn’t give it a chance, you have to talk to the guys to really get to know them, don’t go by looks alone, weed through the ratchetness…blah, blah, blah. And now, here I am writing a blog about my online dating hot mess. Excuse me for being brash. I get that the same people you could meet on your way to work are the same people that have these pseudo-personality accounts online. Buuuuuut, seems like these online people are a tad bit weirder than real life weirdos. Exhibit A:
After you’ve read the above opening lines from Mr. 420Bisexual; you can see my frustrations. I don’t really need to write anything else. In fact, Im done with this post.