If people expressed how they truly feel after first dates the world would be a boring place for women and men would be in heaven no doubt. Women – our girl chat content would be slashed by 80%. Part of the fun in dating is the mystery, the guessing, the what ifs, the hell naw no he didn’ts – it’s pretty much 90% of what black women talk about with each other (…and 80% of statistics are made up on the spot), you can’t take that away!
This video is hilarious on so many levels. If I were the girl in this video my spiel would go something like this:
“Can I be honest? You are extremely sexy and I can totally see myself trying some new tricks I learned from unnamed sources on you. Buuuut I have no intentions of bedding you before marriage. However, I would like to continue relishing in the perks of dating – good convo, free food, excitement, attention – if that’s cool with you. Also, are you gay? Because you had a few instances of limp-wrist at the dinner table and I know that DL epidemic is going around. Otherwise, I’d love to continue getting to know you if you have a personal relationship with God and can work around all these stipulations. If not, you can still take me out and tell me I’m beautiful for fun. Not a problem.”